- Period: You want cookies
- Period: You want to fuck
- Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
- Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
- Period: Kill them.
- Period: Kill them too.
- Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
- Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
- Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Time is Murderous, Life Can Wait
About as random as random can get, and I love it.
This is actually perfect
I would say this ruined my childhood but actually this made my life complete
(Source: theamericankid)
this IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER
the cat like kisses his head at the end omfg
My dog does this to my mom.
(via sophiayvonnexo)
feminism lvl. 100
(via suddenexplosions)
by: sido蝉
(via sophiayvonnexo)
cas-stop-smelling-the-dead-guy:
Who’s the asshole now?
i can’t believe JB said this, I knew he was a prick but my mind is blown
just looked it up, legit quotes
this feels appropriate to use
THANK GOD SOMEONE FOUND ACTUAL PROOF HERE IT IS BELIEBERS: HE IS AN ACTUAL DICKWAD.
Never not reblogging this.
Yup. He said it in an interview with Rolling Stone.
(via luv-mudkipz)
Will I actually be worth your time?
Or am I just there to keep you company until someone better comes along.
(via sophiayvonnexo)
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
(via sophiayvonnexo)
who would name their kid zoey 101
Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name
why would her room number be zoey
(via sophiayvonnexo)
I’m attempting to summon Pokemon X and Y for the 3DS early
(via luv-mudkipz)
